Overheard

Girl: I'll be the mom and you be the dad.
Boy: I don't want to be the dad, I'm a turtle.
Girl: Hmm
Boy: I could be the turtle dad.
Girl: And I'll be lava!
Boy: And we'll be a family.
Girl: It'll be great.


I'm now envisioning a hapless turtle trying to outrace a lava flow.